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i hate when light-haired girls are just sitting...
0newishh: godsaveharry: laughingstation: when in reality they look like this: and i’m just sitting there like: i’ve never laughed so hard at a tumblr post before. via laughingstation i googled this post just so i could reblog it again im not kidding this is seriously me right now
me halfway through shaving my legs: I don't want to do this anymore
sexualfavours: saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child
Police: where do you live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where do your parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do you all live?
Police: where is your house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where do your neighbors live?
Me: if i tell you, you wont believe me
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house
i cuss so much that sometimes i forget its actually bad and not everyone is comfortable with it
pupbutt: i literally dont understand the point of making a bed
The differences between puberty.
sodamnrelatable: When girls go through puberty: When boys go through puberty: via sodamnrelatable
me in 7th grade: wow swearing is so bad i won't ever swear
me now: pass the motherfuckin salt you bitch
parents: in five years you won't even remember his last name
me: in five years it'll be my last name
me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
parents: okay, let me just get dressed..AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD, CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER.
parents: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
me: *putting shoes on*
parents: GOD DAMN WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO DO EVERYTHING.WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU. YOU ARE SO SELFISH.
me at night: I'm going to try so hard at school from now on. I'll finish my assignments and study every night because it will make exams so much easier. I'll also spend more time with my family and less time on the internet in my room. I'll eat healthier and exercise regularly. I will be a better person, and give more than i take. I will treat every day like it's my last because you only live once. I will live a greater life.
me the next morning: fuck that shit
kurtsass: it’s 2012 why don’t legs shave themselves
things i have learned from school: how to lie through my teeth and bullshit entire essays and do all nighters and still pass classes